Welcome to Blog Dispatch: Straight from the Swearhouse Floor

Blog Dispatch — Product drops, scam watch, and brand notes!

Welcome to the first official post. If you’re reading this, you're already inside the Swearhouse, whether you knew it or not.
We’re not a factory brand. We’re not a drop-shipping ghost.
We print, design, and ship out of our own space. Real heat. Real ink. Real bullshit filtering.
Our launch collection wasn’t just a “test run.”

Graphic Innovations – SJKS Wearhouse was our statement piece. A debut line made in-house and meant to stand out with prints that bite back, not blend in. 
We designed these graphics for people tired of recycled aesthetics. Nothing generic. Nothing passive. Just ideas with punch translated to fabric with no apologies. 

Running a Shopify store means one thing:

Your inbox becomes a playground for fake marketers, bad audits, and SEO sorcery.
We’ve seen it all:
“Guaranteed Top Ranking with our PTO Framework™”
“Free Analysis from Google Certified Experts” (totally not certified)
“Hello Dear, your site is not mobile friendly” (it very much is)

So, we started turning those messages into inspiration.
Some made us laugh. Some made us design.
And a few made it onto shirts — receipts and all. - This Collection will be available soon!

Here’s what’s coming your way:

Product Drop Updates
Scam Watch Reports (with breakdowns & design spinoffs)
Brand Notes: behind the building, the prints, and the process
Commentary: from the somewhere in the world and beyond

This isn’t fluff content. This is Blog Dispatch.

Where we share what we’re building and roast what we’re avoiding.

Our name isn’t random.

SJKSwearhouse is real — the warehouse is where we design, press, fold, pack, and argue over which colorway hits harder.
It’s also where the ideas live. The good ones and the ridiculous ones.
If you're tired of slick brand-speak and copy-paste graphics, you’re in the right place.
Stay tuned. Stay loud. Stay skeptical.

— Team SJKS