{"product_id":"sigma-consultant","title":"Sigma Consultant","description":"“Not a Scam” Canvas Print (10×10)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nSome marketing promises age poorly.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis one didn’t even make it past the inbox.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis 10×10 canvas captures a familiar pitch: strong products, quiet leaks, and just enough blurry screenshots to imply success. Finished with a knowing wink, it’s a tongue-in-cheek tribute to modern e-commerce outreach, recycled credentials, and the confidence of unverifiable claims.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\nOffice walls\u003cbr\u003e\nHome workspaces\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who’s ever received a “quick audit” email\u003cbr\u003e\nConversation starters that don’t need explanation\u003cbr\u003e\nDetails\u003cbr\u003e\nSize: 10″ × 10″\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium canvas print\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, high-contrast typography designed to read cleanly at any distance\u003cbr\u003e\nSarcastic graphic element for those who catch the joke\u003cbr\u003e\nGallery-ready and easy to hang\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis piece isn’t about hate.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s about pattern recognition.\u003cbr\u003e\nHang it where pitches go to be judged.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"SJKS Wearhouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44256623526003,"sku":"4421477_19296","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0637\/5427\/2883\/files\/canvas-_in_-10x10-front-697a51ed60edf.jpg?v=1769624068","url":"https:\/\/sjkswearhouse.com\/products\/sigma-consultant","provider":"SJKS Wearhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}